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Trophies for nothing, fake certificates and inflatable nonsense for people who have everything.
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Jokes
Electric Shock Pen
£4.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Not a real pen. Press the button and it delivers a harmless electric shock to the unsuspecting borrower. Perfect for teaching friends about personal property rights, though they will forget the lesson by lunchtime. A tiny zap, a big yelp, and a prank that keeps on giving. • Delivers a harmless electric shock when activated • Looks like a regular pen to fool your friends • Button-operated for easy pranking • A joke gift that actually works
Looks like an ordinary biro right up until someone borrows it. Harmless and reusable, and funniest on the colleague who never gives a pen back.
Jokes
Fake Poo Collection (6 Pack)
£7.12
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
Six alarmingly realistic specimens arrive in a tasteful drawstring bag, ready for deployment on keyboards, pillows and kitchen floors. This is comedy at ground level—literally. Each piece is detailed enough to cause genuine alarm before the reveal. A gift for people with a certain sense of humour and no shame. • Six realistic specimens included • Comes in a drawstring bag • Deploy on keyboards, pillows or kitchen floors
Six specimens, which is five more than anyone needs and exactly the right number for a sustained campaign. The drawstring bag is a thoughtful touch for a thing you will deny owning.
Jokes
Grow a Boyfriend
£4.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
Drop him in water and watch him expand up to 600%. He never argues, always agrees, and shows zero interest in your credit card statements. A novelty growing toy that expands dramatically when placed in water. Perfect as a gag gift for anyone who appreciates absurdist humour. • Grows up to 600% when placed in water • Never argues or disagrees with you • Completely indifferent to your finances • Novelty gift item
Drop him in water and he swells to six times the size, with none of the opinions. A gag with precisely one beat, and it lands every time it is unwrapped.
Jokes
Self-Inflating Whoopee Cushions (3 Pack)
£6.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Three self-inflating whoopee cushions, always ready to deploy. No pumping required—they arrive prepared for immediate use. The classic joke that somehow still works, now perfected for repeat performances. Perfect for anyone who appreciates timeless humour. • Self-inflating, so no preparation needed • Pack of three cushions • The oldest joke, still landing
Self-inflating, so there is no red-faced puffing to give the game away, just set it and wait. Three in the pack, because the oldest joke in the world deserves a few reloads.
Jokes
The G.O.A.T. Trophy
£17.95
££ Proper presentPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
A bronze-effect goat, caught mid-bleat, stands on a black plinth engraved with THE G.O.A.T. — Greatest Of All Time. Perfect for the colleague who will not stop saying it, or the one who has genuinely earned it and will never be told so directly. The kind of gift that works whether it's a joke or a compliment. • Bronze-effect goat sculpture • Black plinth with engraved text • For workplace legends and catchphrase enthusiasts • Arrives ready to display
A bronze-effect goat on a plinth that declares, with total sincerity, Greatest Of All Time. The gift for the office legend who will absolutely display it, which is the point.
Jokes
The Sarcasm Level Mug
£9.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
An 11oz ceramic mug that announces your emotional state to the world before you've finished your first coffee. It bears the quote: "My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not." Perfect for anyone who says things and immediately regrets nothing. • 11oz ceramic mug • Printed with a quote about sarcasm levels • Says the quiet part out loud, every morning
An eleven-ounce mug that says the quiet part before its owner has had the chance. It does the morning's first sarcasm so they do not have to.
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