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Wearables
Australian Corks Hat
£5.95
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 11:13
Wide brim hat with a kangaroo badge and a dozen corks suspended from strings. Genuinely functional at keeping flies at bay, though mostly it keeps the conversation going. The straightforward choice for committing fully to a theme night without fuss or expense. • Wide brim • Kangaroo badge • A dozen corks on strings • Keeps flies off • Theme night ready
One part fancy dress, one part genuinely keeping the flies off at a barbecue. Buy it for the theme night, then watch it reappear every summer after.
Wearables
Beer Socks Gift Set (3 Pairs)
£3.67
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
Three pairs of socks in a beer-crate box. One pair with bottles, one with caps, and one that says THIS GUY NEEDS BEER. It is the sort of gift that works when subtlety has stopped working. Comes in a presentation box. • Three pairs of socks in one set • Designs: bottles, caps, and THIS GUY NEEDS BEER • Packaged in a beer-crate style box • Ready to give as a gift
Three pairs in a box got up like a beer crate, the present you hand over at a leaving-do for a reliable laugh. Socks they will actually wear, joke and all.
Wearables
Big Foot Novelty Slippers
£6.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Giant bare-foot slippers shaped like oversized feet, complete with toes and veins. Absurd enough for Hobbit cosplay, garden wandering, or answering the door to confuse the postman. The sort of thing that turns ordinary moments into suddenly funnier ones. • Giant bare-foot design with detailed toes • Veined texture for authentic oddness • Suitable for cosplay, garden wear, or doorstep surprises
Giant bare feet, veins and all, for the person who finds exactly that hilarious, and you know who they are. Equal parts gift and dare.
Wearables
Bring Me Coffee Socks
£7.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Socks with a message woven in. If you can read this, bring me coffee. The sort of thing that pairs with its gin-themed counterpart for a full 24-hour beverage rota. Morning demands, outsourced to knitwear. • Message reads: If you can read this — bring me coffee • Pairs with the gin version for a complete set
The message only shows when the feet are up, which is precisely when the coffee is required. Pairs with the gin version, if you are assembling a complete personality.
Wearables
I'm Gaming — Do Not Disturb Socks
£3.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
Socks with a message on the soles. They say 'I'M GAMING — DO NOT DISTURB', which does the talking while your feet are up and your K/D ratio takes a hit. The politest possible way to be antisocial. A straightforward piece of kit for anyone who needs their gaming time respected. • Soles printed with 'I'M GAMING — DO NOT DISTURB' • Message visible when feet are up • For gamers who need to make their point without saying a word
The message sits on the soles, so it only shows when the feet are up and the controller is out, a sign that does the asking for them. For the gamer who communicates in socks.
Wearables
London Souvenir Compressed Magic Socks
Price checked 23 September 2026, 19:31
A pair of London souvenir socks that arrive compressed, so they take up barely any space in your bag or drawer. Made from cotton, polyester and spandex. Hand wash only. Two sizes available to fit UK shoe sizes 3 to 7.5. A neat little gift or something practical to pack when you travel. • Comes compressed for compact travel and storage • 75% cotton, 23% polyester, 2% spandex • Two sizes: UK 3-5.5 and UK 5.5-7.5 • Hand wash only
Socks squashed into a souvenir puck the size of a bar of soap: the novelty is the unpacking, the gift is a decent pair of cotton socks. Two sizes, and they want a hand wash, not the machine.
Wearables
Peeking Cats Socks (5 Pack)
£12.98
££ Proper presentPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Five pairs of socks, each with tiny cats peering over your toes like they've paid their deposit and now own the place. Cotton throughout, colourful, and quietly judging everyone in the room, as is tradition. The sort of thing you find yourself reaching for. • Five pairs in the pack • Cotton construction • Colourful design • Cats peeking over the toes
Five pairs with cats peeking over the toes, so there is a week of small surprises in a drawer. The reliable crowd-pleaser for anyone even slightly into cats.
Wearables
Pour Me A Gin Socks
£6.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Socks with a message on the soles. When your feet go up, the world reads: If you can read this — pour me a gin. One size fits all. Pure passive-aggressive relaxation for anyone who has opinions about gin and isn't afraid to broadcast them from the couch. • Message reads when soles are visible • One size • Passive-aggressive humour
The order shows on the soles when the feet go up, a polite and passive-aggressive request for gin. One size, one joke, and it lands every Secret Santa.
Wearables
Propeller Beanie Cap
£6.89
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
Four panels of primary colour topped with a blue propeller that spins when you walk. Adult-sized, which is the entire point. The propeller actually moves as you move. It is daft. That is why it works. • Four panels in primary colours • Blue propeller that spins when you walk • Adult-sized
A propeller beanie sized for a grown adult, which is the entire joke and a good one. The propeller really does spin when you walk, and do not pretend you would not try it.
Wearables
Racing Socks Gift Box (3 Pairs)
£14.99
££ Proper presentPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
Three pairs of socks boxed together. One pair has chequered flags, another racing cars, and the third declares I'D RATHER BE WATCHING RACING. Made from proper cotton, not the scratchy sort. A straightforward gift for someone who watches racing. • Three pairs in one box • Designs: chequered flags, racing cars, and text print • Proper cotton construction
Three pairs in a box for the motorsport fan who already owns the T-shirt, in proper cotton so they outlast the novelty. Chequered flags optional at breakfast.
Wearables
Springtime Compressed Magic Socks
Price checked 23 September 2026, 19:18
These socks arrive compressed for easy packing and storage, perfect if you travel light or need to tuck them away. Made from cotton-rich fabric with a touch of stretch, they come in two sizes. Hand wash only, and they're tied to springtime and Easter celebrations. Simple, practical, nice to have. • Comes compressed for compact travel and storage • 75% cotton, 23% polyester, 2% spandex • Available in two sizes: EU 36-38 or EU 39-41 • Hand wash only • Easter-themed
Socks pressed into a little Easter puck: the fun is popping them out, the keeper is the cotton pair inside. Hand wash, two sizes, a nice small sign of spring.
Wearables
The Beatles Yellow Submarine Compressed Magic Socks
Price checked 23 September 2026, 19:20
The Beatles Yellow Submarine socks arrive compressed for travel or storage, then expand to full size. Two size options cover EU 36-41. Hand wash only. The cotton-rich blend keeps them practical despite the whimsical design. • Compressed for compact storage and travel • 75% cotton, 23% polyester, 2% spandex • Two sizes: EU 36-38 or EU 39-41 • Hand wash only • Not suitable for ironing, dry cleaning, tumble drying or bleaching
Yellow Submarine socks squashed into a souvenir disc: unpack them for the novelty, keep them for the decent cotton. A hand wash keeps the colours the machine would not.
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