Secret Santa

Wearables

Price checked 23 September 2026, 11:13

Wide brim hat with a kangaroo badge and a dozen corks suspended from strings. Genuinely functional at keeping flies at bay, though mostly it keeps the conversation going. The straightforward choice for committing fully to a theme night without fuss or expense. • Wide brim • Kangaroo badge • A dozen corks on strings • Keeps flies off • Theme night ready

Wearables

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:53

Three pairs of socks in a beer-crate box. One pair with bottles, one with caps, and one that says THIS GUY NEEDS BEER. It is the sort of gift that works when subtlety has stopped working. Comes in a presentation box. • Three pairs of socks in one set • Designs: bottles, caps, and THIS GUY NEEDS BEER • Packaged in a beer-crate style box • Ready to give as a gift

Wearables

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

Giant bare-foot slippers shaped like oversized feet, complete with toes and veins. Absurd enough for Hobbit cosplay, garden wandering, or answering the door to confuse the postman. The sort of thing that turns ordinary moments into suddenly funnier ones. • Giant bare-foot design with detailed toes • Veined texture for authentic oddness • Suitable for cosplay, garden wear, or doorstep surprises

Wearables

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

Socks with a message woven in. If you can read this, bring me coffee. The sort of thing that pairs with its gin-themed counterpart for a full 24-hour beverage rota. Morning demands, outsourced to knitwear. • Message reads: If you can read this — bring me coffee • Pairs with the gin version for a complete set

Jokes

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

Not a real pen. Press the button and it delivers a harmless electric shock to the unsuspecting borrower. Perfect for teaching friends about personal property rights, though they will forget the lesson by lunchtime. A tiny zap, a big yelp, and a prank that keeps on giving. • Delivers a harmless electric shock when activated • Looks like a regular pen to fool your friends • Button-operated for easy pranking • A joke gift that actually works

Jokes

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:53

Six alarmingly realistic specimens arrive in a tasteful drawstring bag, ready for deployment on keyboards, pillows and kitchen floors. This is comedy at ground level—literally. Each piece is detailed enough to cause genuine alarm before the reveal. A gift for people with a certain sense of humour and no shame. • Six realistic specimens included • Comes in a drawstring bag • Deploy on keyboards, pillows or kitchen floors

Jokes

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:53

Drop him in water and watch him expand up to 600%. He never argues, always agrees, and shows zero interest in your credit card statements. A novelty growing toy that expands dramatically when placed in water. Perfect as a gag gift for anyone who appreciates absurdist humour. • Grows up to 600% when placed in water • Never argues or disagrees with you • Completely indifferent to your finances • Novelty gift item

Wearables

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:53

Socks with a message on the soles. They say 'I'M GAMING — DO NOT DISTURB', which does the talking while your feet are up and your K/D ratio takes a hit. The politest possible way to be antisocial. A straightforward piece of kit for anyone who needs their gaming time respected. • Soles printed with 'I'M GAMING — DO NOT DISTURB' • Message visible when feet are up • For gamers who need to make their point without saying a word

Wearables

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

Socks with a message on the soles. When your feet go up, the world reads: If you can read this — pour me a gin. One size fits all. Pure passive-aggressive relaxation for anyone who has opinions about gin and isn't afraid to broadcast them from the couch. • Message reads when soles are visible • One size • Passive-aggressive humour

Wearables

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:53

Four panels of primary colour topped with a blue propeller that spins when you walk. Adult-sized, which is the entire point. The propeller actually moves as you move. It is daft. That is why it works. • Four panels in primary colours • Blue propeller that spins when you walk • Adult-sized

Jokes

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

Three self-inflating whoopee cushions, always ready to deploy. No pumping required—they arrive prepared for immediate use. The classic joke that somehow still works, now perfected for repeat performances. Perfect for anyone who appreciates timeless humour. • Self-inflating, so no preparation needed • Pack of three cushions • The oldest joke, still landing

Gadgets

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

This is a fidget cube with a galaxy print that transforms between two shapes. It folds from a cube into a star and back again, giving your hands something to do that does not involve tapping the desk. The mechanism is straightforward: fold it one way, unfold it another. It works without batteries or winding. • Folds between cube and star shapes • Galaxy print design • Two-in-one fidget toy • No batteries or winding required

Jokes

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

An 11oz ceramic mug that announces your emotional state to the world before you've finished your first coffee. It bears the quote: "My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not." Perfect for anyone who says things and immediately regrets nothing. • 11oz ceramic mug • Printed with a quote about sarcasm levels • Says the quiet part out loud, every morning

Gadgets

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

A punch ball that suctions to your desk with a grinning face and an invitation to hit it. Spring-loaded mechanism sends it back for another round each time. Simple, durable, and less drastic than replacing your keyboard when frustration builds. • Spring-loaded punch ball returns after each hit • Suction cup attachment for desk mounting • Grinning face design • Repeats indefinitely

Games

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

A putting green for the smallest room. You get a mat, putter, two balls, and a flag. Because some people simply cannot be reached any other way. Gloriously daft and devastatingly effective as a gift for anyone who has everything except a sense of proportion. • Putting green mat for the toilet • Includes putter, two balls, and flag • Complete game in one box • For the person who cannot be reached any other way

Lights

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

This is a neon sign that spells out GAME in actual glowing letters, complete with a controller symbol for the M. It runs on USB power, so you plug it in and it lights up. Straightforward wall decoration for a gaming setup that actually works. No batteries needed, no complications. • Spells GAME in glowing neon letters • Includes a controller design integrated into the M • USB-powered • Wall-mounted

Wearables

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:54

Five pairs of socks, each with tiny cats peering over your toes like they've paid their deposit and now own the place. Cotton throughout, colourful, and quietly judging everyone in the room, as is tradition. The sort of thing you find yourself reaching for. • Five pairs in the pack • Cotton construction • Colourful design • Cats peeking over the toes

Wearables

Price checked 23 September 2026, 02:53

Three pairs of socks boxed together. One pair has chequered flags, another racing cars, and the third declares I'D RATHER BE WATCHING RACING. Made from proper cotton, not the scratchy sort. A straightforward gift for someone who watches racing. • Three pairs in one box • Designs: chequered flags, racing cars, and text print • Proper cotton construction