Jokes
Grow a Boyfriend
By Diabolical
£4.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
Drop him in water and watch him expand up to 600%. He never argues, always agrees, and shows zero interest in your credit card statements. A novelty growing toy that expands dramatically when placed in water. Perfect as a gag gift for anyone who appreciates absurdist humour. • Grows up to 600% when placed in water • Never argues or disagrees with you • Completely indifferent to your finances • Novelty gift item
View at Amazon UKWhat the crew said
Drop him in water and he swells to six times the size, with none of the opinions. A gag with precisely one beat, and it lands every time it is unwrapped.
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