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A leaving do
They go on Friday. Something to laugh at, nothing that makes anyone cry.
Under £10
5 to choose from
Wearables
Beer Socks Gift Set (3 Pairs)
£3.67
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
Three pairs of socks in a beer-crate box. One pair with bottles, one with caps, and one that says THIS GUY NEEDS BEER. It is the sort of gift that works when subtlety has stopped working. Comes in a presentation box. • Three pairs of socks in one set • Designs: bottles, caps, and THIS GUY NEEDS BEER • Packaged in a beer-crate style box • Ready to give as a gift
Three pairs in a box got up like a beer crate, the present you hand over at a leaving-do for a reliable laugh. Socks they will actually wear, joke and all.
Wearables
Bring Me Coffee Socks
£7.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Socks with a message woven in. If you can read this, bring me coffee. The sort of thing that pairs with its gin-themed counterpart for a full 24-hour beverage rota. Morning demands, outsourced to knitwear. • Message reads: If you can read this — bring me coffee • Pairs with the gin version for a complete set
The message only shows when the feet are up, which is precisely when the coffee is required. Pairs with the gin version, if you are assembling a complete personality.
Jokes
Electric Shock Pen
£4.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Not a real pen. Press the button and it delivers a harmless electric shock to the unsuspecting borrower. Perfect for teaching friends about personal property rights, though they will forget the lesson by lunchtime. A tiny zap, a big yelp, and a prank that keeps on giving. • Delivers a harmless electric shock when activated • Looks like a regular pen to fool your friends • Button-operated for easy pranking • A joke gift that actually works
Looks like an ordinary biro right up until someone borrows it. Harmless and reusable, and funniest on the colleague who never gives a pen back.
Wearables
Pour Me A Gin Socks
£6.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Socks with a message on the soles. When your feet go up, the world reads: If you can read this — pour me a gin. One size fits all. Pure passive-aggressive relaxation for anyone who has opinions about gin and isn't afraid to broadcast them from the couch. • Message reads when soles are visible • One size • Passive-aggressive humour
The order shows on the soles when the feet go up, a polite and passive-aggressive request for gin. One size, one joke, and it lands every Secret Santa.
Jokes
The Sarcasm Level Mug
£9.99
£ Pocket moneyPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
An 11oz ceramic mug that announces your emotional state to the world before you've finished your first coffee. It bears the quote: "My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not." Perfect for anyone who says things and immediately regrets nothing. • 11oz ceramic mug • Printed with a quote about sarcasm levels • Says the quiet part out loud, every morning
An eleven-ounce mug that says the quiet part before its owner has had the chance. It does the morning's first sarcasm so they do not have to.
£10 to £20
4 to choose from
Gadgets
Desktop Rage Bag
£14.99
££ Proper presentPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
A punch ball that suctions to your desk with a grinning face and an invitation to hit it. Spring-loaded mechanism sends it back for another round each time. Simple, durable, and less drastic than replacing your keyboard when frustration builds. • Spring-loaded punch ball returns after each hit • Suction cup attachment for desk mounting • Grinning face design • Repeats indefinitely
A spring-loaded punch ball that snaps back for the next hit, held to the desk by a suction cup that wants a smooth, clean surface to grip. Built, grinning face and all, for the afternoon the emails will not stop.
Games
Diabolical Toilet Golf
£12.99
££ Proper presentPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
A putting green for the smallest room. You get a mat, putter, two balls, and a flag. Because some people simply cannot be reached any other way. Gloriously daft and devastatingly effective as a gift for anyone who has everything except a sense of proportion. • Putting green mat for the toilet • Includes putter, two balls, and flag • Complete game in one box • For the person who cannot be reached any other way
A putting green for the loo, with the putter, two balls and a flag to commit to the bit properly. One joke, but at least it brings the full kit, for the person who cannot be reached any other way.
Wearables
Racing Socks Gift Box (3 Pairs)
£14.99
££ Proper presentPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
Three pairs of socks boxed together. One pair has chequered flags, another racing cars, and the third declares I'D RATHER BE WATCHING RACING. Made from proper cotton, not the scratchy sort. A straightforward gift for someone who watches racing. • Three pairs in one box • Designs: chequered flags, racing cars, and text print • Proper cotton construction
Three pairs in a box for the motorsport fan who already owns the T-shirt, in proper cotton so they outlast the novelty. Chequered flags optional at breakfast.
Jokes
The G.O.A.T. Trophy
£17.95
££ Proper presentPrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
A bronze-effect goat, caught mid-bleat, stands on a black plinth engraved with THE G.O.A.T. — Greatest Of All Time. Perfect for the colleague who will not stop saying it, or the one who has genuinely earned it and will never be told so directly. The kind of gift that works whether it's a joke or a compliment. • Bronze-effect goat sculpture • Black plinth with engraved text • For workplace legends and catchphrase enthusiasts • Arrives ready to display
A bronze-effect goat on a plinth that declares, with total sincerity, Greatest Of All Time. The gift for the office legend who will absolutely display it, which is the point.
Over £20
2 to choose from
Games
Mini Basketball Hoop Set
£26.89
£££ Big gesturePrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:54
Transform your bedroom into a personal arena with this over-the-door basketball hoop. The set includes four mini balls and a pump, so you're ready to shoot straight away. Mount it above any door and start practising your jump shot without leaving home. Swish sounds you'll have to supply yourself. • Over-the-door hoop that mounts to any standard door • Four mini basketballs included • Pump for ball inflation included • Converts any bedroom into a practice court
Hooks over any standard door and turns the ten minutes before dinner into a tournament. Four balls and a pump in the box, so the argument over whose go it is can start at once.
Gadgets
Orb Mini Arcade Machine
£25.99
£££ Big gesturePrice checked 23 September 2026, 02:53
A compact arcade cabinet that fits in your palm, built around a joystick, buttons and a colour screen. Three hundred 8-bit games are stored inside, ready to play without feeding coins. The whole thing is engineered to be smaller than a sandwich. Simple mechanism, no batteries or power adaptor mentioned in the specs. • 300 built-in 8-bit games • Joystick and button controls • Colour screen display • Cabinet smaller than a sandwich • No coins required
Three hundred 8-bit games on a cabinet smaller than a sandwich, with a real joystick, fiddly for big hands and perfect on a desk. No coins, which removes the only authentic part of an arcade.
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